officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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if u think I’m ugly ur racist and secretly only attracted to horses

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paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

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silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

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do you think i have a death wish

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