"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care