tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed, via trying-to-keep-from-drowning)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via iammoonmoonthewolf)

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

(via alinama6)

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via madamepotato)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via madamepotato)

thewonderyearstrong:

do you ever just

realise

that one of your friends

male or female

is like, really hot?

but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way

but in a

‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’

(via madamepotato)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via madamepotato)