tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
do you ever just
that one of your friends
male or female
is like, really hot?
but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way
but in a
‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’